THIS IS WHY ANIMAL TESTING AND MIXED BREEDING SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED
Exhibit 1. the varihalareous keetykatcharc also known as the the underwater happy cat. it feeds on lobsters and french fries but will attack fat men. they prefer to reside in backyard pools and small ponds.
Exhibit 2. the toadlardic duckatron a.k.a. the toaduck. this vicious reptile will not hold back from chomping on your childs lower buttox and toes. they normaly live in the desserts of New York City. SO BEWARE OF THE TOADUCK MY FELLOW NEW YORKIANS!!!!
Exhibit 3. this very unique creature called the mamileous birdileous carcileous archileous thingious. Locas of Canada call it the "Flesh Eating Pigion-Duck of Hell" it eats only flesh and blood while living in the frezzing temperatures of South America.
Exhibit 4. This crazy mixture of man and walrus is the last known survivor of the 15th Ice age in Africa. Its real name is the reeliest uuglyestin walramaniest. Just call him walrus man. Dont go huntin after this thing! it gets angry when people shoot him with harpoons and try to capture him and use his blubber as feul efficient moon bounces, so again, dont mess with him!
Exhibit 5. This is a common creature.It roams the streets and some are kept as pets in some homes. It is called the variousius chiwawaious chikonclukklc. It will eat paper, light bulbs, and 40 gigabyte mp3 players(only 40 gigabyte.)
Exhibit 3. peguinius batiusnus. it lives underground around arctic areas. It's a carnivorous flying animal that can fly at very highly underground speeds with it's mouth open to catch anything to eat in it. it's mouth is large enough to swallow a giant banana.
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